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neofuzz
December 2nd, 2004, 09:01 PM
I heard there was someone out there doing errr.. well something.. so I figured something needed to be done about something or something could upset someone and they would have to do something else sometime. :eek:
gralen
December 2nd, 2004, 09:04 PM
I heard there was someone out there doing errr.. well something.. so I figured something needed to be done about something or something could upset someone and they would have to do something else sometime. :eek:
Maybe? On second thought, yes maybe.
jdiegel
December 2nd, 2004, 09:08 PM
First we need to have a summit to discuss the effects these polls will have on other polls and whether all polls will be represented equally or if one poll will rule them all.
zumwalt
December 2nd, 2004, 09:09 PM
Live As One
Written by Pato Banton
Pato Banton and Dree Morray
Stay Positive
We've got to live as one!
Don't you know we have to, got to.
Live as one!
Don't you know we have to, got to.
Yeah oh, yeah oh
yes is a long time me a tell everyone.
Yeah oh, yeah oh
about time we learn to live as one.
Yeah oh, yeah oh
yes is a long time I man a tell everyone.
Yeah oh, yeah oh
is about time we learn to live as one... Gwarn!
I'm giving my praises to my Father (oh Lord of mercy)
I pray He will help us through these troubled times
of war and crime, it's so unkind
unhappiness involving all mankind
Supercalifragilisticexpealidotious
why do people have to get so ferocious?
Fussing and fighting is simply atrocious
on peace and love we should focus.
Cause as this planet rotates
we all share the same fate.
So let us rise above hate
and let good vibes radiate.
I believe if this could be the new trend
enemies would then become friends.
This is what Pato Banton recommend
let's do it for the children.
Yeah Oh, yeah oh
is a long time me a tell everyone.
Yeah Oh, yeah oh
is about time we learn to live as one.
Yeah Oh, yeah oh
this is the wish of The Almighty One.
Yeah Oh, yeah oh
so it is written, so let it be done.
I dream a day will come when we will see
all nations living in harmony
'cause it's the only way (it's the only way)
that we can say:
Thank You Father for this blessed day!
uncus
December 2nd, 2004, 09:12 PM
Why always the polls? Why not Rumanians or something?
oh p-o-l-l-s not P-o-l-e-s, nevermind!
tetra
December 2nd, 2004, 09:27 PM
First we need to have a summit to discuss the effects these polls will have on other polls and whether all polls will be represented equally or if one poll will rule them all.
Heracy! you forgot that we need to have a meeting held to discuss the proper logistics of who and what is needed to draw up plans to have a summit... Then we can have a proper focus group and think tank setup to plot out the best way of having the summit.
vinnyq
December 2nd, 2004, 09:47 PM
yah I agree wid Tetra, we need to have a summit to plan the summits. That's the rulez. It's written in da book.
gralen
December 2nd, 2004, 10:03 PM
yah I agree wid Tetra, we need to have a summit to plan the summits. That's the rulez. It's written in da book.
Yes, and now we need an arguement about whether we should meet or just call the whole think purple and be done with it.
All those in favor, vote here (http://hah--harhar.joke.else.com).
zumwalt
December 2nd, 2004, 10:05 PM
We can't have an arguement if we don't have a poll to ask if we should argue about it, so first setup another poll asking if we should argue, and debate the poll until it becomes useless and the top is lost, then ask for a recount.
gralen
December 2nd, 2004, 10:07 PM
We can't have an arguement if we don't have a poll to ask if we should argue about it, so first setup another poll asking if we should argue, and debate the poll until it becomes useless and the top is lost, then ask for a recount.
I must have edited in the poll just before you hit submit...of course now we need a poll to determine whether I actually did that or if you smell of elderberries.
mrshad
December 2nd, 2004, 10:10 PM
According to the latest polls, all polls must be decided on before hand by pre-poll polling. All polling data will be considered inconclusive until validated by the post-pre-poll poll. At such time as the post-pre-poll poll is completed, the consensus of all previous polls will be determined.
jdiegel
December 2nd, 2004, 10:33 PM
Don't get me started on exit polls.
thurgond
December 2nd, 2004, 11:35 PM
Why always the polls? Why not Rumanians or something?
Have you heard this one? A Mattis, a Tryker and a Poll walk into a bar...
zumwalt
December 2nd, 2004, 11:37 PM
the bartender see's the 3 walking up and taking there seats, approaches them and asks each one what they would like to drink....
pcheez
December 2nd, 2004, 11:57 PM
the bartender see's the 3 walking up and taking there seats, approaches them and asks each one what they would like to drink....
so they have a poll to determine the results of the poll that would reveal who would be head of the summit dedicated to creating the poll that would eventually cause a summit to be held to decidewho will go home to who's wife. all in favor of plastic flavored and cardboard bottled coke say
manidliketoseethatwheniwakeupcuzilikechineseberrie s.
or Bob. whichever is easier.
neiana
December 3rd, 2004, 12:13 AM
WAIT!! We forgot to have a poll discussing the effects of Fuzz posting this poll! Also, we have yet to meet on the subject of those who can and cannot poll in polls and those that can or cannot respond to the threads contained by such polls!
- N
lyrah68
December 3rd, 2004, 05:52 PM
Before we can have a summit, we HAVE to discuss the chairs and the shape of the table we will sit at. And the exact temperature of the room, and the food served at meals, and the number of meals. OH and the exact width of the ties worn at the summit o.0 trouble is someone would actually DO all that. Gods! HELP us!
gddss
December 3rd, 2004, 06:14 PM
But wait, do we have enough polling machines? Do they all work? Would hate to see the wrong thing light up when one clicks another. And the lines, we can't have people turned away if we don't have enough machines!!
thebax
June 23rd, 2005, 04:24 AM
On the other hand, if we await the verdict of the summit, the question of polling becomes moot, having been voted on and ratified by the aforementioned pollsters, a concensus could be reached without belaboring my peers most well thought out points, and then....
Oh crud....what was I not making a point about?
suib0m
June 23rd, 2005, 04:52 AM
I voted for the winner..
Do I get a prize?
Wait.. err.. what were we talkin about?
ooohh.. a shiny object...
*wanders off
bobturke
June 23rd, 2005, 07:53 AM
LOL i saw this and got excited 'cause I thought neofuzz and Tetra we're back....
Then i saw that this is like *old*!
Nothing to see here move along please...
vinnyq
June 23rd, 2005, 07:58 AM
ok I am confuse.
How do I NOT vote for Georgie W.?
borg9
June 23rd, 2005, 09:27 AM
ok I am confuse.
How do I NOT vote for Georgie W.?
Edit - missed the 'NOT'
ALL votes get added to his total regardless of selection, we have a similar system in the UK.
iwojimmy
June 23rd, 2005, 11:45 AM
The answer is "Yes"
The question is subject to change without notice. Retrospectively.
lankin
June 23rd, 2005, 03:39 PM
I got happy for a moment there thinking Fuzz was back.
Apoljing
basicart
June 23rd, 2005, 03:42 PM
Might wanna check the date Fuzz posted heh he dont play no more :D
gecker
June 24th, 2005, 05:57 AM
hehe talk about rezzing an old thread from the dead, this one's been dead for 6 months.
sprite
June 24th, 2005, 10:19 AM
Must ... try ... make answers ... tied ....
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